Welcome to the first day of trade deadline week. That also means, welcome to “random rumors some of which are substantiated and others which are not and you can’t really tell which is which before something happens and even then after it happens because it could have just been a weird coincidence” week.
Also, apparently, welcome to “run-on sentence” week.
There are rumors linking Anthony Rizzo to the Red Sox and José Berríos to any team that thinks it might win. There was a deal between the New York Yankees and Pittsburgh Pirates with Clay Holmes heading to the Bronx. Pending the exchange and, I assume, acceptance of medical reports, the Cubs and A’s have a deal in place sending Andrew Chafin to Oakland. Both Trea Turner and Trevor Story have been linked to just about every possible MLB team out there. In fact, MLB put this out on Twitter:
Which team will Trevor Story be on after the trade deadline?
📱 Screenshot to find out: pic.twitter.com/NJ1T32s2qI
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 26, 2021
Max Scherzer and Richard Rodriguez may be on the move as well. This time of year is exciting, but also frustrating; it’s nearly impossible to sort fact from fiction and know what is actually likely and what is bluster and noise. We will return to trade news shortly, but before we do, let’s take a moment to appreciate the other content circulating yesterday.
There was this Tweet from the Marlins which I can only hope means they were flying commercial and not that they had a rough encounter with a viral variant:
Travel day with @Delta.
🛫: Baltimore pic.twitter.com/Chnt3EIR25
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) July 26, 2021
This totally awesome mascot hangout:
Ain’t no party like a mascot party!
Happy Birthday, @SliderTheMascot 💜💛#OurCle pic.twitter.com/QRPX2ZDm2b
— Tribe Hot Dogs (@TribeHotDogs) July 26, 2021
This highlight of Nick Pivetta’s night:
Nick Pivetta, Winner by KO (78mph Curveball) 🥊 pic.twitter.com/OxxSnZT75T
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) July 27, 2021
This lowlight of Nick Pivetta’s night (with a Friends reference for good measure, clap, clap, clap, clap!):
"PIVETT'" – their left fielder pic.twitter.com/sd4VDhhmBs
— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) July 27, 2021
This potential proof of either time travel or being able to exist in multi-dimensional space such that you can be in two places at once as the same dude:
Twins??? #WeBelieve I @Angels pic.twitter.com/XzCnyABpRt
— Bally Sports West (@BallySportWest) July 27, 2021
This amazing moment for a @PitchingNinja fan, with kudos to Rob for catching and promoting it:
You know you're a true PitchingNinja fan when you're behind home plate wearing a PitchingNinja hat, doing the Sword…and then Tweeting me about it. Here's to you, my man. 🍻 https://t.co/jTySqgLPFp pic.twitter.com/WDEjh6bkG1
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) July 27, 2021
This dinger that gave the BoSox a come from behind win for the second night in a row:
Talk about clutch. pic.twitter.com/3jxktPstdR
— Red Sox (@RedSox) July 27, 2021
And this Tweet that either means that Andrew McCutchen did something really great and the Phillies want to celebrate, or really bad and his mom wants to have a word:
ANDREW STEFAN MCCUTCHEN!!!!!!!!!!
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) July 27, 2021
One final thing to share will help segue into the first official segment of this piece, and I will let it speak for itself:
Teal and pink go together well 🍬 pic.twitter.com/mrZjxi193U
— San Diego Padres (@Padres) July 27, 2021
Adam Frazier, San Diego Padre
The news came down yesterday that Adam Frazier, formerly of the Pittsburgh Pirates and owner of a .324 batting average and 130 wRC+ so far this year, will be heading to San Diego to play all of the infield and outfield positions that he can to justify getting his bat into that already super fun lineup:
The #Padres have acquired INF/OF Adam Frazier and cash considerations from the Pirates for INF/OF Tucupita Marcano, RHP Michell Miliano and OF Jack Suwinski. https://t.co/WuANivbnJQ pic.twitter.com/3nEN0BaPfa
— San Diego Padres (@Padres) July 26, 2021
The Padres also Tweeted this out:
We agree, @A_Fraz12 🍿 pic.twitter.com/JjhKesA3xh
— San Diego Padres (@Padres) July 26, 2021
There’s a Ron Burgundy joke in here somewhere with a reference to the body parts of whales, but I can’t find it so you’ll have to do your own dirty work on that front. For now, you’ll just have to imagine him in the lineup with this guy:
The Force is strong with this one. pic.twitter.com/qn0xSAKr3i
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) July 26, 2021
Obligatory Ohtani
Some of you may be getting tired of always seeing me include Shohei Ohtani in these write-ups, but as long as he keeps being other-worldly levels of awesome, I really have no choice (yes I do, but I mean, c’mon). Since that is currently scheduled for the Thursday after never, you are just going to have to grin and bear it.
This feels like old news, but it shouldn’t. This is still downright amazing, and only the beginning.
Shohei Ohtani will play both ways for the #Angels tonight. He’s pitching and batting second
— Jack Harris (@Jack_A_Harris) July 26, 2021
We are 1 inning into this @Angels game, and we've seen Ohtani:
– Strike a batter out
– Pitch a scoreless 1st
– Hit an RBI single
– Steal a base
– Score a runWhat have you done over the last 15ish minutes? pic.twitter.com/g95lR1JvBZ
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 27, 2021
He also has a sense of humor about him.
Shohei Ohtani apologizes to Trevor Story for making a play on a comebacker to the mound. pic.twitter.com/XGQByRgAS9
— Brent Maguire (@bmags94) July 27, 2021
He did drill him in the wrist later though:
Shohei Ohtani hits Trevor Story on the hand with a 97 MPH fastball and then Ohtani says "are you okay" to Story as they leave the field between innings pic.twitter.com/ya8sPLi7XZ
— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) July 27, 2021
And once did this to a teammate:
Model Teammate?!? 🤣 https://t.co/UF7mv9Xtii pic.twitter.com/rDSFO8HsCQ
— Codify, Inc. (@CodifyBaseball) July 27, 2021
Even if he’s tapping you in the pills, you have to acknowledge, he’s amazing:
✋ if you’re a 6-tool player! pic.twitter.com/hIi5dWEjAZ
— MLB (@MLB) July 27, 2021
Jorge Soler, Hotter Than the Sun
Jorge Soler HR Totals:
Pre All Star Break: 7
Since All Star Break: 6— Alex Fast (@AlexFast8) July 27, 2021
Goodness, @solerpower12.
Back-to-back games with at least two homers! 😯
(via @MLB) pic.twitter.com/sjnqQFXeVB
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 27, 2021
We 💙 happy Jorge. pic.twitter.com/8OE5xqAuqD
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) July 27, 2021
Jorge has 1,744 feet of combined home run distance in the last 32 hours.#TogetherRoyal pic.twitter.com/YIOvCmiwE9
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) July 27, 2021
Surprised it didn't immediately turn into steam, tbh.#SalvySplash // #TogetherRoyal pic.twitter.com/2Zm5lul0jJ
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) July 27, 2021
Eloy’s Back, Alright!
What’s more exciting than seeing a player get excited to come back from a tough injury that hindered our excitement for an otherwise exciting first half?
“I’m really, really, really, really, really excited to be back” said Jiménez, who probably said really several more times than this pic.twitter.com/bBltAKt67B
— James Fegan (@JRFegan) July 26, 2021
This came from his own Twitter account:
👋 Chicago #HiMom #ElRegreso
cc: @whitesox @adidasBaseball @REP1Baseball @LasMayores @MLBDominicana @wilsonballglove @sluggernation @ride100percent pic.twitter.com/6V3yKa1aev
— Eloy Jimenez (@The_bigbaby74) July 26, 2021
MLB took notice and had this official social media release (with a design surely coming to a cap near you):
The first-place White Sox are getting reinforcements.
Eloy Jiménez is officially back. https://t.co/1jHVBCdY2b pic.twitter.com/n8cKFcoM1u
— MLB (@MLB) July 26, 2021
And the White Sox marked the occasion as well:
Here comes the fun. pic.twitter.com/VTdjm0JQ4S
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) July 26, 2021
Walk it Off, Philadelphia
Andrew McCutchen was not in trouble with his mom. In fact, he was not in trouble at all (except maybe with the moms of the opposing team’s players):
CUTCH HAS DONE IT!!!
(via @Phillies) pic.twitter.com/v6sHqyi7M9
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 27, 2021
Walk-off content: 🤌@TheCUTCH22 walk-off content: 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 pic.twitter.com/gEC6NrNLcP
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) July 27, 2021
Do a little dance, Andrew. You’ve earned it:
CLUTCH CUTCH
CLUTCH CUTCH
CLUTCH CUTCH#RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/jmNQoFgo42— Jojo Romero (@jojothejet6) July 27, 2021
Aaron Civale, Good Dude
This is a one-clip section, but it deserves the space. This is #verygoodstuff from the Cleveland pitcher:
.@AaronCivale : STEM enthusiast, wonderful person, great with kids and a heck of a pitcher. pic.twitter.com/FFFXvWDgpQ
— Tribe Inspires (@TribeInspires) July 26, 2021
The Rest of the Best in No Particular Order
Dansby Swanson just made this incredible play to seal the game pic.twitter.com/vUxM7n3exu
— Ben Brown (@BenBrownPL) July 26, 2021
Something new every day. pic.twitter.com/7XVCb9f9c9
— Codify, Inc. (@CodifyBaseball) July 27, 2021
Three straight games, three straight bangs.
Joey Votto is hitting .478 since July 19❗️ pic.twitter.com/XUwJEtkdqR
— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 27, 2021
(and the companion to the accomplishment):
Joey Votto launches a homer and then appeared to mouth "I told you" while motioning to some fans behind the on-deck circle. Did a little stutter-step celebration right in front of them on way to the dugout.
— Jordan Bastian (@MLBastian) July 27, 2021
Well… The Astros are not wasting any time tonight 😳
6 runs in the top of the 1st!
(via @astros) pic.twitter.com/Taj7Zqe5Gr
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 27, 2021
And finally, this gaffe that is a “Best Moment” for the entertainment of it alone:
No, there was nobody on base. Why do you ask? pic.twitter.com/RzXsjodleI
— Codify, Inc. (@CodifyBaseball) July 27, 2021
And, much like Scott Chu’s mustache (@ifthechufits), that’s a wrap. Except for one last trade rumor:
BREAKING: @PitcherList trades Scott Chu to the Yankees for an undisclosed return. https://t.co/mPMR13I3qh
— Baseball Pods (@baseballpods) July 26, 2021
It’s understandable given the heat he brings:
You might be asking yourself "Whta is Chu like in person?"
This is the answer. pic.twitter.com/YSm2RkhASW
— Scott Chu (@ifthechufits) July 25, 2021
But, alas, there was not truth to the unsubstantiated claim:
Don’t trust everything you read. @ifthechufits is untouchable. https://t.co/Cunmdhf3i6
— Nick Pollack (@PitcherList) July 26, 2021
Until next time!
Photo by Icon Sportswire | Adapted by Justin Paradis (@JustParaDesigns of Twitter)