Query a random selection of baseball fans to name the greatest Pirate of all-time and – as with anything – you’re likely to get a smattering of answers: Some casual fans will vote for Barry Bonds, glory hounds might value the heroics of Bill Mazeroski, a loyalist who grew up in the 70’s might stand by his man Willie Stargell, a post-millennial might sheepishly suggesting Andrew McCutchen, or a stats backer might nominate Honus Wagner, while the scampish among you might throw out a Jack Sparrow or Captain Hook – but there’s only one correct answer, and that’s Roberto Clemente.
Players and teams all around baseball payed homage to the legendary Pittsburgh Pirates right fielder on Wednesday. Clemente was a good-for-the-soul kind of superstar, and I had planned on using this space solely to recount the many feel-good moments that remembered one of the most important and influential stars in baseball history.
But then Jordan Yamamoto took the hill for the Marlins.
Braves Set an NL Record for Runs
By the time the Braves had 25 points – I’m sorry – runs, I thought for sure a Marlins’ position player or two would ride the bump. I even thought maybe we’d get a new level of slaughter-rule shenanigans, like seeing pitchers hit! Wouldn’t that be wacky…
But believe it or not, the Marlins managed to use only five pitchers to surrender 29 runs to the Braves.
There are so many facts and figures to pull from this game it’s hard to know where to start. But let’s go with Yamamoto and the obligatory dang-that’s-a-bad-outing angle:
Jordan Yamamoto became just the third reliever in baseball history (since 1901) to pitch fewer than three innings and allow at least 13 runs.
Vin Mazzaro (5/16/2011) and Hugh Canavan (7/6/1918) are the others.
— Devan Fink (@DevanFink) September 10, 2020
Dang, that’s a bad outing. Surprisingly, we even got a dang-that’s-a-bad-outing angle on the Braves’ side:
Tommy Milone is the first starting pitcher in the modern era to have his team score 10+ runs in an inning while he was in the game twice in the same season and not earn the win in either one.
— OptaSTATS (@OptaSTATS) September 10, 2020
We also saw Bryse Wilson holster his first career save in a memorable, if not particularly stressful fashion:
What else is there to say, really? I mean:
Braves position players today
.489/.569/.979
7 HR / 28 RBI / 29 R
.615 wOBA / 292 wRC+1.6 WAR produced.
— Devan Fink (@DevanFink) September 10, 2020
Shame on me. I almost forgot about Adam Duvall:
Adam Duvall of the @Braves is the 2nd player in National League history to have two 3-HR games within 10 days of each other, along with the Cardinals' Johnny Mize (July 13 & 20, 1938).
He's also the 1st player in MLB history to have two 3-HR games in a single month of September.
— OptaSTATS (@OptaSTATS) September 10, 2020
9 RBI.
3 HR.
Have a day, Adam Duvall. pic.twitter.com/HpSkSlAmC3— MLB (@MLB) September 10, 2020
If they only counted the runs driven in by Marlins or Duvall, this game would be all knotted up at 9-9. Unfortunately for Miami — and this decisions just came down from the Official Scorer — they are going to count the runs driven in by other Braves players as well. Freddie Freeman’s six RBIs. Ronald Acuña’s five RBIs. Travis d’Arnaud’s three RBIs. So on and so forth, yeah, they’re counting them all.
Actually, we did get one run taken off the board…
Marlins’ Social Scores an 8/9
@Marlins put forth an admirable effort to stay engaged during this historic shellacking. It wasn’t a perfect night, but if I had to put a grade on it, I’d say they scored 8 out of 9.
They’d correct it, and really, Twitter is a lonely place to be when you’re down by 20. Props to @Marlins for hanging in there and putting out some good content:
🎶ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAr faces
worn out places, worn out faces🎶 pic.twitter.com/st1yX7CHhO— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) September 10, 2020
Mad world.
Frame Job
Since Roberto Pérez sneak-attacked Yan Gomes to swipe the catcher-of-the-future tag from him in Cleveland, Pérez has been recognized as one of the better defensive catchers in the game. He was third in the majors with 12 runs from extras strikes in 2019, 9th overall with a 51.% strike rate.
He’s good no doubt, but he maybe think he’s a little better than he is.
Frame everything. pic.twitter.com/DeAVkGKa6w
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) September 10, 2020
Gotta respect his commitment to the craft.
YouTubeTV and the Amazing Brent Suter
YouTube’s free broadcasts of occasional baseball games can be great theater – but it all depends on your perspective. Three examples:
Example 1
Good if… you love to watch day baseball.
Bad if… you actually want to see what’s happening.
"Ill take 'Camera Angles I Dont Want To See For An Entire AB for $1,000, please Alex" pic.twitter.com/UWj3wW4TYq
— Alex Fast (@AlexFast8) September 9, 2020
Example 2
Good if… you’re a Brewers fan.
Bad if… you’re a Tigers fan.
Amazingly, the Brewers managed to shut out the Tigers 19-0 and they still didn’t finish the day with the largest margin of victory.
Example 3
Bad if… you love commercials.
Good if… you love fun.
The highlight of the YouTubeTV broadcast is without a doubt the commercials, in that there aren’t any. Instead, they fill the inning breaks with highlights from franchise icons like Robin Yount and Miguel Cabrera, or the best play-by-play calls of the year, or a full-on montage of Christian Yelich’s Milwaukee tenure. But this is by far the best way they fill their inning breaks:
After looking these up, I realize I’m wayyy late to the game here: but they’re hilarious! Not just baseball funny either: these are legit funny. The Mean Girls spoof works. Like, it works.
Brent Suter, Josh Hader, and Jeremy Jeffress as mean girls. Yasmani Grandal in the Lindsay Lohan role as new girl in school. Yes, this is from last season. “Oh so you think you’re good?” Comedy gold! “On Fridays we wear pinstripes.” That’s great mapping!
I am retroactively heartbroken that Jeffress joined the Cubs so he can no longer be a Mean Girl. I suppose Devin Williams will inherit that role. Also, did everyone else know that Suter is, like, a super interesting and fun guy? He went to Harvard! He does a great Jim Carrey impression! Why have I not been rooting harder for this guy? I mean, his name is Brent and that sucks, but otherwise this guy is great!
Happy Roberto Clemente Day!
If you turned on any baseball game on Wednesday, you were treated to any number of charming and/or impressive Roberto Clemente anecdotes. You also would have seen a lot of players wearing #21. All of the Pittsburgh Pirates and any player from Puerto Rico were allowed to wear #21 on Wednesday, but lots of players took to social media to share their Clemente Day take. First, a highlight:
Roberto Clemente was named MVP of the 1971 World Series after going 12-for-29.
This home run came in Game 7 as the @Pirates defeated the Orioles, 2-1. #ClementeDay pic.twitter.com/Q7mdKfWDrx
— MLB Vault (@MLBVault) September 9, 2020
Before I leave you to enjoy Thursday’s slate of games, let’s use this platform to further broadcast what the players themselves had to say. Here are just a few:
Eduardo Escobar
🙏🏻It’s a special day today – Roberto Clemente day! It’s an honor to follow him as an example for the respect that he had towards the community and to the game of baseball.🙏🏻 pic.twitter.com/ATlw4nFDDH
— eduardo jose escobar (@escobardelapica) September 9, 2020
Edwin Díaz
Today is a special day, not only for Puerto Ricans, but for all baseball fans and the Latin American community. Today we will proudly wear number 21, remembering what you mean to PR! Thank you for opening the way for us to accomplish our dream of being in the big leagues. pic.twitter.com/ozQdQUm2ex
— Edwin Diaz (@SugarDiaz39) September 9, 2020
Nolan Arenado
https://twitter.com/MarlyRiveraESPN/status/1303865464695775232
Fergie Jenkins
https://twitter.com/fergieajenkins/status/1303716213214842880
Happy Clemente Day, everybody.