Welcome to the 18th edition of Around the Horn, a recurring op-ed with a satirical slant that riffs on whatever’s recently noteworthy in baseball. Think of it as a stripped down Last Week Tonight or The Daily Show in a column format with recurring segments about the good, bad, and ugly in the world of America’s pastime. Additionally, as often as possible, we’ll end with an interview as well.
There’s a lot to discuss, so let’s get right to our first segment:
The Rundown
Our Main Story
There are many unwritten rules of baseball. Some are utter nonsense, products of a bygone era that really have no place in today’s game. Others make sense and serve to preserve the integrity of sportsmanship and competition.
One, in particular, I find seems to thread that needle between sportsmanship and competition very tightly:
Pirates announcers Greg Brown and Bob Walk don't take kindly to Yairo Munoz running in a 7-run game #timetofly pic.twitter.com/j1hsil6PYa
— VHS (@VanHicklestein) July 25, 2019
I can see two schools of thought here: One says you have the play the game. The other has a problem with that and believes you have to play the game a certain way, undoubtedly a way deemed the “right way.”
So what is the “right” way? Well, up 11-4, Greg Brown and Bob Walk would say you shouldn’t be attempting to steal a base. It’s poor sportsmanship. “Even the fans” don’t like it, and “in a different era” … well, you can see where that was going, the implication being somebody is getting drilled or it’s time to throw the gloves down.
Let’s analyze this. If the batter as able to run from first to third, uncontested, whose fault is it really? Moreover, how safe is an 11-4 lead? According to Fangraphs win expectancy, the Pirates, down seven runs in the top of the fourth, had a 2.2% chance of winning the game. A lot of contextual factors can swing the WE in one direction or another, be it injuries, individual matchups favoring certain Pirates hitters over their Cardinals pitching counterparts, etc. However, as a general view locked in a vacuum, the Pirates’ odds of winning were low enough that that Cardinals need not keep applying pressure, or so conventional wisdom would dictate.
That being said, less than 20 years ago, the Indians erased a 12-run deficit to come back and win, something that had only happened two other times in more than 100 years of baseball at the time, with that moment in 2000 being the first time in 76 years it had happened. Take a look:
Yet, this week, the Cardinals weren’t up by 12 runs against the Pirates. In fact, their lead was slightly less than half of that.
On Aug. 21, 1990, the Dodgers took an 11-1 lead into the eighth inning against the Phillies and lost:
Better yet, with a little bit of irony mixed in, I give you this gem: On June 8, 1989, that Pirates had … Bob Walk on the mound with a 10-0 lead against Philadelphia in the first inning. Well, the Phillies chipped away and blew the game open in the eighth inning to eventually win.
I would love for someone to point that out to Bob Walk. Just casually mention to him that “in a different era,” he had the ball with a 10-run lead, one year removed from being an All-Star, and he lasted 3.2 innings, giving up six runs on five hits, four walks, and three home runs.
Weird things happen in baseball, Bob. In fact, they even happened to you once. I’m inclined to believe you wouldn’t have had a problem with Barry Bonds or Andy Van Slyke running on the Phillies if it had provided enough cushion to withstand their comeback.
The goal for every player in every MLB game is to win. Period. Not to assume with five innings left to play that a seven-run lead is safe. After all, if your 10-run lead wasn’t safe in 1989, Bob, why should this seven-run lead be?
I’m sure he’ll tell you that “in another era,” he’d tell you where you can stick that win expectancy percentage. After all, it’s not like overcoming seven-run deficits is something you see multiple times in the same week …
How do the #Rays respond after most devastating loss of the season, blowing an 8-1 lead to #Jays on Saturday? By turning around and recovering from 8-1 deficit Sunday for most exhilarating victory of season, 10-9.
— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) July 28, 2019
Out of the Park
A Look Beyond the Boxscores for the Best in Baseball This Week
And because we’re already there:
Marcus Stroman’s new Twitter header is perfect 😂 pic.twitter.com/AkyDNpBoRG
— Baseball Bros (@BaseballBros) July 29, 2019
OK, moving on but still sticking with the Mets:
Noah Syndergaard’s new Twitter bio is amazing pic.twitter.com/ZOltv2Dd1S
— Baseball Bros (@BaseballBros) July 28, 2019
I honestly can’t say for certain whether Noah Syndergaard will still be with the Mets by the time you read this, but the way Thor is handling the entire affair is simply brilliant.
Noah Syndergaard chimes in on trade chatter with cheeky Instagram post. https://t.co/CCDM2JFAIT pic.twitter.com/82lTHuRu6x
— theScore (@theScore) July 29, 2019
Has there ever been a player more “over” New York than this guy? I mean, seriously. First, there was the highly questionable handling of his injuries. Now, it’s hanging him out in the wind for the “second time in second months.” High demands will likely prevent a trade from coming to fruition, but it’s hard to see how any of this creates good will with a player you tout to be the ace of your staff.
As a practical matter, I get the “strategy” of cornering the market on starters. They’ve taken Marcus Stroman off the market and own the rights to Zack Wheeler and Syndergaard. The free-agent pool will be limited this winter, and Wheeler is one of the headliners. For a team that doesn’t seem to want to punt 2019 or 2020, I suppose this is how you do it. The problem is that there’s a legitimate argument for pushing through a genuine rebuild, and that involves acquiring younger, controllable talent and prospects, not veterans such as Stroman. As usual, leave it to Syndergaard to say it best:
🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/DX7avwDHL5
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) July 29, 2019
Backdoor Sliders
Where Baseball Got Caught Looking
It’s 2019, and the ump show continues.
Warning: the following clip contains language NSFW.
With subtitles: pic.twitter.com/EILxUwRVHk
— David Mendelsohn (@BigBabyDavid_) July 26, 2019
It gets better.
Another rant. Manfred has to step up. Barraclough doesn't get the high strike against Justin Turner on pitch 3 that would've made the count 1-2 but Howie Kendrick saw 2 pitches that were higher & both called strikes. WHAT? Howie had to go into swing-mode on all high pitches! pic.twitter.com/3Ojr3twde5
— Talk Nats ⚾ (@TalkNats2) July 27, 2019
And while we are with Washington … (again, Warning: language NSFW):
Adam Eaton and Dave Martinez get ejected in the first inning, a breakdown pic.twitter.com/SbqKYgqJZt
— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) July 28, 2019
It truly makes you wonder if it’s always been like this or if they’re doing it on purpose now just to mess with us, doesn’t it? At least manager Dave Martinez, despite the fact he had no idea what in the blue hell he was talking about, got his money’s worth before getting tossed.
Side note: If you missed last week’s column on the MLB’s greatest manager ejections, take another look here.
Extra Bags
This play by J.P. Crawford might be one of the best you’ll ever see:
We don't even know. Just, yeah.
We mean—
How. pic.twitter.com/ht54LnZZyg
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) July 27, 2019
Definitely “big time.” It’s astounding to think that something that spectacular could be topped in the same week. So you go …
Stevie Wilkerson bringing the HEAT! He averaged 54.3 mph on the way to collecting the first save by a position player in @MLB history. #Birdland pic.twitter.com/pWLMCd6PaO
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) July 26, 2019
That realization you just had is that if you can average at least 54.3 mph, you might actually have the ability to save a game at the MLB level. And if you couldn’t and found yourself giving up six runs like Bob Walk did in 1989, feel free to do this when your manager comes out with the hook:
Mike Freeman flinching, Lindor watching the ball being launched, Mercado wondering where the ball came from, and Perez asking for a new ball 😂 https://t.co/4lzTijKyWf
— Baseball Scoops (@BaseballScoops) July 28, 2019
For those wondering, the ump show called that throw a strike.
That’s the ballgame for this week! We’ll be back after the break.
(Photo by Bennett Cohen/Icon Sportswire)
JP Crawford – You da man! Steve Wilkerson – You da man too! Trevor Bauer – you… uh… cough… uh… hmm… smh…